Soulja Boy owns a $55 Million private jet!

Does anyone else wish they didn’t remember Soulja Boy? If you’re one of the lucky people who has either forgotten him, or have somehow convinced yourself that he was fucked to death by the dickwolves, I envy you. Anyway, he’s the guy responsible for Crank That, the annoying song with the annoying dance that I’m pretty sure is actually American Sign Language for “everyone you love is dead”. Anyway, that guy owns a $55 Million dollar jet now, because screw you that’s why.

A member of Soulja’s management team tells us … the kid bought himself a G5 jet as a birthday present to himself this week. The jet cost $35 mil … but that’s just the beginning. We’re told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff … like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars, a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets. We’re told S.B. is also gutting the in-flight lavatory — and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom. Oh, he’s also giving the jet a custom paint job … to include his logo. SOURCE

If it’s any consolation, it doesn’t say anything about him investing in a pilot, so we can only hope he tries to fly the damn thing himself before crashing it into his house, which I can only assume is made entirely out gold, caviar and cocaine. All I know is that if you’re gonna flash that much undeserved money in people’s faces, don’t be surprised when people start praying for your everything to be repossessed because there’s no way a song that bad can translate into $55 Million unless we’re all going to hell!

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