Can I just say that I love Celine Dion‘s brand of crazy? Because I do. I love her voice and I love all her weird quirks. And if you’ve ever seen that Kathy Griffin special where she talks about meeting Celine, you know that she also has a pretty killer sense of humor too which I really didn’t expect. Anyway, it turns out someone might love her craziness a little more than I do because according to TMZ, some nutjob full-on broke into her house, ate her food and took a bath.
According to CBS News, 36-year-old Daniel Bedard has been charged with breaking and entering, auto theft, and causing property damage — after the man allegedly stole keys from Celine’s husband’s car … and used them to break into the singer’s house. Bedard tripped the alarm in the process and police raided the home — catching him while he was making himself a bath. Laval police spokesman Franco Di Genova said, “He opened the water faucets, was pouring a nice warmish bath (and) he even managed to eat some pastry that was in the fridge.” Di Genova continued, “The suspect was coming down the big staircase and was asking: ‘Hey, guys what are you doing here?'”
First off: Laval? Really? Actually, it is a beautiful place to live in Montreal, although I do swear by Pointe-Claire, or anywhere on the West-Island close to the water. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Anyway, you really have to admire the gall in this guy. The cops bust him in someone else’s house, and his first reaction isn’t “Oh shit, I will never survive in prison,” it’s “Who the shit invited you into my house? By which I mean someone else’s house that I broke into.” He probably followed that up by readjusting his balls, because steel gets heavy sometimes.