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Some idiot stole a piece of Paul Walker’s car

Some idiot stole a piece of Paul Walker’s car
December 6, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Paul Walker Crash Site

If there’s one thing I learned from spending too much time monitoring the going-ons of celebrities, it’s that you can never underestimate just how far someone will go in the name of attention. Which is why some random dipsh!t teenager stole an entire roof panel from the Porsche Paul Walker died in last weekend, and then posted it on Facebook for everyone to see. RadarOnline reports …

Jameson Witty, 18, was taken into custody at his house and held on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said. Witty collected the roof panel, from the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT Walker and Rodas died in, off the bed of a tow truck that was hauling away what was left last Saturday around 10 p.m., according to police. Witty posted a photo of the memento on his Instagram account, admitting he “took it off a tow truck at a stop light,” with the hashtags #paulwalker, #rip, and #comeup. Another individual accused of taking home a souvenir from the macabre location had planned on turning himself into police immediately, authorities said, adding that the second suspect is not a California resident.

Never mind the fact that Paul died, or that police probably needed that piece as evidence in their investigation, or that the dude who stole it probably didn’t even know anyone involved in the crash, because he wants something, and he should have it immediately because he wants it! These are the people who will one day be in positions of power. The future is terrifying and we will all die.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.