Sofia Vergara’s fiancé sounds like a lovely chap!

Sofia Vergara is one of the most beautiful and in-demand actresses in Hollywood right now, yet for some reason she’s currently engaged to some guy named Nick Loeb, who basically looks like what would happen if David Schwimmer went on a diet of oxygen and nothing. Sure, that sounds mean, except it turns out the guy’s allegedly an abusive asshole, who got into a physical fight with Vergara that got him kicked out of a Miami club. Page Six reports …

Sofia Vergara’s fiancé Nick Loeb was thrown out of a Miami club after they had a heated argument, Page Six has exclusively learned. Witnesses said Loeb and the stunning actress began arguing in the VIP section of hot new Miami Beach club Story in the early hours of today. One said there was “some pushing and shoving” before the fight was broken up. One witness told us, “Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her dress got torn in the melee. This happened right in front of everyone in the VIP section.

In the words of Dan Savage, DTMFA. Seriously, I don’t care if he gave you a ring or you think he’s a nice guy: if he’s getting that heated just because you take a picture with someone, that’s bad news. Leave that asshole.

Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb

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