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Sofia Vergara’s boob fell out during that bar fight

Because apparently, women are completely okay with dating violent men (*cough* Chris Brown *cough*), Modern Family star Sofia Vergara allegedly called up the paparazzi immediately following her fiancé Nick Loeb‘s bar fight on New Year’s Eve in Miami so that they could come take pictures of them being totally sane and in love. But we aren’t going to talk about that, because Sofia’s big boob popped out right out of her dress during the fight and TMZ thinks this is amazing.

Sofia Vergara’s strapless gown lost a New Year’s Eve fight — but every guy in the party won when one of her glorious boobs popped out of the dress in the middle of the scuffle. Sofia and her fiance Nick Loeb were partying inside the Miami nightclub Story when the pushing and shoving started — reportedly with some people at a table next to theirs. Sofia jumped in to try to break up the fight, got bumped to the ground … and that’s when her gown — which was already holding on for dear life (below) — released its precious cargo.

Wait, did TMZ just say it was totally okay that a woman was knocked to the ground because her boob popped out? Come on guys, you’re supposed to be better than this.

Sofia Vergara

PHOTO | TMZ

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