Do you love sexy curvaceous latinas, British soccer hotties with washboard abs and diet sodas with delicious brain-rotting aspartame? Well then you’re going to love this new Diet Pepsi ad featuring Modern Family star Sofia Vergara in a sexy bathing suit on the beach … what? Are you still reading this? My God, Sofia Vergara is in a goddamn swimsuit in the video just below! And there’s even a cameo by David Beckham and his glorious (soccer) balls! Also, I guess there’s some shit about Diet Pepsi or something … I dunno. Point is, there are beautiful people.