… and I honestly can’t even pretend to care. Anyway, here’s all you need to know: Trey Parker and Matt Stone‘s The Book of Mormon took home a shitload of deserved awards, and host Neil Patrick Harris was charming as hell. That’s about all I got out of it. Anyway, here’s the opening of the show, in which Harris talks about how Broadway isn’t just for gays anymore! I swear to God. It’s like pegging at this point. Also, there’s a part where Brooke Shields fucks everything up hopelessly, although that may be because her eyebrows were blocking her view of the teleprompter.