Just in case you didn’t quite realize that wrestling is pretty much completely fake at this point (except the injuries. That shit’s real), Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is going to be appearing on WWE’s Monday Night Raw where she’ll be getting tag-teamed by steroid-injected men for money. So basically, this is just like any other Monday night for Snooki.
Snooki is finally getting in the wrestling ring … and it will all go down one week from tonight on WWE’s Monday Night Raw … TMZ has learned. So far, it’s unclear if the Jersey Shore star will actually FIGHT during the live event from St. Louis, MO … but we already know she can take a punch. SOURCE
On one hand, Snooki is essentially a garden gnome with functioning genitals, which means there’s pretty much no chance in hell she won’t have her ass handed to her if she gets in the ring. On the other, she’s put enough cocaine and vodka into her body to basically numb her from now until forever, and her brain is essentially pudding at this point, so at least we know she won’t be in much pain.