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Snooki might be fookied!

Snooki might be fookied!
June 1, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

So remember how Snooki ended up rear-ending a cop car in Italy, because it’s a terrible idea to give a driver’s license to an alcoholic wishing troll who needs a broom stick just to push the gas down? Well, not only is her driver’s license being taken away, but she’s also facing a potential lawsuit for being a dumbass who doesn’t know how to stop when her car is up someone’s ass.

The incident, which sent two Italian police officers to the hospital for minor injuries, wasn’t without consequences. While Snooki is unlikely to face a criminal prosecution, she could be taken to court in a civil action suit by the two police officers injured in the crash. (The officers, ironically, were hired to escort the reality star through the ancient Italian city.) “It was nothing serious and they have been released, but they will not be back at work for a week,” a Florence police spokesman said. Under Italian law, the male and female officer — who suffered whiplash injuries and cuts and bruises — have up to 90 days to decide whether to take civil action against Snooki. SOURCE

Congratulations on hitting the jackpot, random Italian police officers! I mean sure, you got some whiplash, but now you get to bleed some of that magical leprechaun gold out of Snooki, and you didn’t even have to follow a rainbow. Good thing to, I hear the exchange rate on that stuff is mighty high.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi