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Snooki is wrestling again. Yay?

Snooki is wrestling again. Yay?
April 4, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, the girl who puts the “skanky ho” in “skanky fucking ho”, made a return appearance to the WWE ring this weekend for Wrestlemania XXVII, where she beat up a bunch of other woman in pre-determined fights coordinated for the sole purpose of milking as much poorly-staged drama out of them as is humanely possible.

Getting slapped on TV put her on the map, and now, the mighty might guidette is a featured attraction at WWE’s Wrestlemania XXVII, stepping into the ring to participate in a six person, inter-gender grudge match. She’ll square off against Trish Stratus, John Morrison, Dolph Zigger, Layla El and Michelle McCool. And no, Ronnie won’t be around to defend her.

The reality star made her WWE debut two weeks ago, calling out Guerrero and executing two epic takedowns the likes of which the wrestling world has never seen. She’s been hyping up her appearance over the past two weeks on Twitter, promoting to her nearly 1.8 million followers the Pay-Per-View event. SOURCE

Bear in mind, this is the same event that John Cena brought twenty Make-A-Wish kids to. When I originally found out they’d be in the same room as Snooki, I thought it was exceptionally cruel, but now that I think about it, this may or may not be the smartest course of action.

Make-A-Wisher: Mr. Cena, why is that garden gnome beating that prostitute with a pickle?
Cena: Because I need to show you that there are worse things than dying before you hit puberty.
Make-A-Wisher: Good point. I’ve suddenly made peace with my own mortality.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi