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‘Snooki’ isn’t actually pregnant!

‘Snooki’ isn’t actually pregnant!

So for some reason, someone thought that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi might be pregnant despite the fact that she’s been dropping pounds as if Tequila were suddenly calorie-free and that there’s no way in hell someone could lose that much weight while incubating a fetus. Well, Snooki is answering back, saying that she is not pregnant and would really appreciate it if you stopped calling her fat. TMZ reports:

The Jersey Shore star left Sirius XM studios in New York moments ago — where she appeared on the Opie & Anthony radio show — and a photog flat-out asked if the pregnancy rumor was true … Snooki firmly replied, “NO!” Worse, Snooki’s livid at rumors she’s gained weight, claiming, “Why are people calling me fat? That’s so rude!” Snooki said she does wanna get pregnant one day though … when she gets married.

In all fairness, Snooki is skinny now, so in all likelihood she probably ate half a pickle and the resulting tiny-pickle bump just makes her look pregnant. “Hey baby, look! I think I might be preggers … oh wait, do babies have bite marks? And tiny bumps? Okay, never mind. Yay, I can drink again! Glug glug glug.”

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi