Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!

Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower gift, as yesterday she gave birth to her six pound baby boy, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. What? Are you expecting a mean joke here or something? You know what? Fine. Later. We’ll do one later. Just read the blockquote from MTV first …

After nearly six rambunctious seasons filled with hot-tub hookups, prowling for “gorilla juice heads,” fist-pumping (and fights) at Karma, shifts at the Shore Store and penne-fueled Sunday dinners, our favorite housemates from MTV’s Jersey Shore reminded us that they are first and foremost famiglia.

In the hours leading up to and since the birth of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’s baby, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, on Sunday (August 26th), the cast has been showering the new mommy, fiancé Jionni and their newborn with well-wishes — not to mention the promise of Seaside-approved gear for the 6-lber.

Okay, all right, mean joke I promised you guys … ummm, okay, how about this: Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino was so excited for Snooki, he actually took his fingers out of another guy’s butt for long enough to tweet her. There, that was moderately funny and more than moderately mean. Happy now? Congrats to Snooki and her soon to be hubby Jionni LaValle!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle

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