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Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!

Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!
August 31, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

You see? YOU SEE?! This is what happens when you encourage stupid orange creamsicle whores. Anyway, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was, for some reason, allowed to stand in front of a camera and read jokes about recent news in a stilted tone while she burps and eats pickles. Get it? It’s like she’s in on the joke now! Except being self-aware to the fact that you’re an awful human being and not doing anything about it doesn’t give you the moral high ground to continue to be shitty, it just means you’re a naval-gazing moron who’s too self-centered and stuck up to change the fact that you’re basically cancer on legs.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi