I’m not sure how many talent competition Simon Cowell is currently judging, but I swear, the guy is pretty much running a cottage industry that does nothing but crush dreams. It pays better than it sounds. Anyway, I’m guessing all those crushed dreams must have caught up with him, because during a live taping of Britain’s Got The X Factor or whatever it’s called, a girl ran on stage during a performance and proceeded to gleefully egg him for a good fifteen seconds while literally no one did anything. Seriously, she just stood there with the biggest grin on her face while she pelted him with eggs, and two able-bodied men just stood there singing. I know the Brits are well-known for their stoic poise, but that’s a bit much, don’t you think?
June 10, 2013