Simon Cowell got egged on live TV!

Simon Cowell got egged on live TV!
June 10, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Simon Cowell

I’m not sure how many talent competition Simon Cowell is currently judging, but I swear, the guy is pretty much running a cottage industry that does nothing but crush dreams. It pays better than it sounds. Anyway, I’m guessing all those crushed dreams must have caught up with him, because during a live taping of Britain’s Got The X Factor or whatever it’s called, a girl ran on stage during a performance and proceeded to gleefully egg him for a good fifteen seconds while literally no one did anything. Seriously, she just stood there with the biggest grin on her face while she pelted him with eggs, and two able-bodied men just stood there singing. I know the Brits are well-known for their stoic poise, but that’s a bit much, don’t you think?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.