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Shia LaBeouf got knocked out!

Shia LaBeouf got knocked out!
October 18, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Shia LaBeouf

So Shia LaBeouf was up here in Canada (specifically, Vancouver) filming what I’m just going to go ahead and assume will be an awful movie because let’s face it, all of his movies are awful, when he decided he was going to go ahead and get drunk on our superior Canadian beer. Sorry Americans, but we have more alcohol in our beer. We win this battle. Anyway, Shia got shitty drunk, got into a fight with someone, and then got knocked the hell out in front of everyone. Via TMZ:

Shia LaBeouf was repeatedly PUNCHED IN THE HEAD by a shirtless, hairy-bellied man on a Vancouver sidewalk last week — and TMZ has obtained footage of the brutal ass whooping. It’s unclear exactly what provoked the attack — but we’re told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House … and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia’s face.

Part of me wants to feel bad for Shia, but at the same time, all the other parts were forced to watch Shia go “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” for three goddamn Transformers movies along with my family. Plus, there’s also the matter of Shia having a long history of losing his temper and getting into physical fights for absolutely no reason whatsoever, so maybe next time you’ll be a little more careful about getting into a fist fight in Canada. Just because we’re annoyingly polite, doesn’t mean we’re complete pussies.

Shia LaBeouf

PHOTO | TMZ