Like just about every other celebrity who was sold out by their parents at an age where they lacked the maturity to deal with Hollywood, Shia LaBeouf has turned into a gigantic dick-munch of a human being. Case in point, LaBeouf was walking around in London when he saw a woman start throwing up and decided to record the whole thing for laughs. You know, because he’s a man. Thankfully, there’s a happy ending to this story, as Shia was subsequently kicked in the balls. Via EntertainmentWise …
The actor, who is in the UK to film new World War II flick Fury, was reportedly with a friend in the capital’s Leicester Square when he saw a woman being sick. Two girls who were with their ill friend claim they told him to leave them alone, but that he refused to stop filming them on his phone. A passerby then reportedly got involved and kicked the actor in the groin before bouncers from a nearby nightclub broke up the fight and Shia was able to escape. “I only realised it was Shia after he’d been beaten up,” one of the girls told The Sun. “If I’d known, I’d have let him film me as much as he liked! I have a massive crush on him.”
Have you ever read something so depressing it literally hurts your soul? Well, that’s what this girl just did to me. “Sure, he harassed me at a point where I was too sick and inebriated to defend myself, but he’s cute and famous and that makes it okay!” No. No to all of that. If it weren’t for the fact that Shia got his balls kicked straight up into his throat, I’m sure this post would have bummed me right the eff out.
Sh!t to be thankful for: Shia LaBeouf getting kicked in the balls.