Shia LaBeouf was at the Berlin Film Festival over the weekend to promote Lars von Trier‘s latest film Nymphomaniac, even though he’s “retired” and “not famous anymore.” A fact he promoted pretty heavily by wearing a paper bag with the words “I am not famous anymore” over his head (pictured above), because he has the subtlety of diarrhea. Anyway, afterwards he sat down for a press conference for about thirty seconds before he plagiarized someone else’s non-sequitur words and walked out. Because he is an ARTIST. An artist who doesn’t actually create art, but as long as you call yourself an artist you’ll eventually believe it.
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