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Shia LaBeouf brought his stupid art schtick to Berlin

Shia LaBeouf brought his stupid art schtick to Berlin
February 10, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf was at the Berlin Film Festival over the weekend to promote Lars von Trier‘s latest film Nymphomaniac, even though he’s “retired” and “not famous anymore.” A fact he promoted pretty heavily by wearing a paper bag with the words “I am not famous anymore” over his head (pictured above), because he has the subtlety of diarrhea. Anyway, afterwards he sat down for a press conference for about thirty seconds before he plagiarized someone else’s non-sequitur words and walked out. Because he is an ARTIST. An artist who doesn’t actually create art, but as long as you call yourself an artist you’ll eventually believe it.

Shia LaBeouf

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.