I know you just did an ad with Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, which was an act I never thought I could forgive you for. I mean really, The Situation? BITCH HOW COULD YOU? But now you’re doing an ad campaign (to promote going Vegan) featuring Sharon Needles (of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame) as a zombie, and you know what? I think I can forgive you now. Let’s just move on from the whole Jersey Shore thing to a happier, gayer, zombie-infested, drag queen filled future, shall we?