Sex Tape War: Farrah Abraham vs. Myla Sinanaj

Farrah Abraham vs. Myla Sinanaj

You can tell that Lady Gaga has a new single and album to promote because she’s gawd damn everywhere right now and I’m just trying to pad things out so that this doesn’t turn into a 24-hour news cycle about her. In fact, I’m so desperate to diversify things that I’m just going to plunk this story about how Teen Mom turned porn star Farrah Abraham is worried about being outshined by Myla Sinanaj (aka Kris Humphries ex-girlfriend) in the sex tape market right here. Consider this a palate cleanser between stories about how badly Gaga wants your $1.29 on iTunes. RadarOnline reports …

“Farrah totally freaked out when she found out I was doing a sex tape too,” says Myla, who became friends with Farrah when the two shared a manager earlier this year. “She was really scared that I was going to outsell her, because she makes money based on her sales.”

“Farrah also makes a lot of money for her appearances,” Myla explains, “and she didn’t want the competition.” Hoping to derail Myla’s porno career before it could even begin, “Farrah lied and told everyone that I only got $15,000 to do my tape,” Myla claims. “That’s absolutely false. I got six figures for it and so did she. I have no idea where she got that number $15,000 from.”

So the tl;dr version is that two people who have no actual vested interest in what they’re doing made sex tapes for the sake of attention and now they’re fighting for the spotlight. Whoopie. Seriously, I wish porn companies would vet out the famewhores so that we wouldn’t have to deal with stories like this.

Interviewer: So, you’re here because you enjoy being an exhibitionist and being sex positive, right?
Famewhore: Nope! I just need quick money and attention.
Interviewer: Follow up question, are you just using this to extend your d-list fame for another 15 minutes, after which you’ll trash our work with you for the sake of covering your own ass?
Famewhore: You betcha.
Interviewer: Then perhaps the rancor shall find you more suitable than I. TRAP DOOR! *Pulls lever*

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