In case you needed any more proof that Chris Brown learned absolutely nothing from nearly beating Rihanna to death by doing the bare minimum of his court-appointed work, I have to pieces of evidence for you. The first is pulled straight from Chris’ Twitter, where he is once again blaming others for his own terrible actions by telling the media that our crusade to somehow make him be the stupid shithead he is isn’t working and that we’re all haters or whatever it is morons are calling people with valid criticism these days. Via RadarOnline:
“DEAR MEDIA.. Ur plan is not working. I’m not going anywhere so get used to me,” the With You singer wrote. Of course, Breezy couldn’t help himself, shortly deleting the tweet and replacing it with a simpler message: “Be HAPPY!”
Yes, because everything wrong you do is somehow the fault of other people. Sure, why not. And here’s a story about how Chris is now trying to pick up girls by promising not to beat them. Because HAHA! Wasn’t it hilarious how he nearly beat his last girlfriend to death? Oh, my sides! From Us Weekly:
Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette February 10th at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!” Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”
And my counter to his rep’s counter: Have you met Chris Brown?