Seriously, NEVER give Kim Kardashian money for charity

Seriously, NEVER give Kim Kardashian money for charity
December 11, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

I’m personally of the mind that anyone who uses charity as a cover for helping themselves is basically the devil. I have no problem with people trying to do stuff for themselves, but when you try to couch it as “I’m a humanitarian! I’m helping people!” then you’re basically a sh!t-ass demon of a human being. Anyway, after Kim Kardashian was caught using the Philippines Typhoon Relief effort as an excuse to raise money for herself on EBay while only giving 10% of the profits to charity, she took to her blog (ugh) to explain herself. Sorta.

I do eBay auctions monthly and change the charity or church from time to time. I give 10% of all my earnings to charities, not just these eBay auctions. This month it’s for the people of the Philippines, last month was Life Change Community Church.

In regards to these eBay auctions, when the eBay numbers get broken down, the auction management agency that posts for me gets a percentage for all of their hard work, then eBay listing fees, end of auction fees, eBay Store fees, Paypal fees, etc., all add up to about half of the sale. Then I give 10% to a charity.

You horrible sh!t-eating demon. You make millions of dollars a year, and the most you can give to charity is 10%? And that’s just your EARNINGS, which means that whiny bull about FEES FEES FEES means nothing. Not only that, but you’re still earning nine times more than the charity you claim to be helping, while still acting like you give to charity. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you’re an evil, piss-drinking, sh!t-for-a-soul waste of a person.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.