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Selena Gomez made Justin Bieber cry?

Selena Gomez made Justin Bieber cry?
March 19, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Justin Bieber

Because Selena Gomez has no fear of death — that or she used all that Disney Channel money she had saved up to build a Belieber-proof, gator filled moat around her home. — Selena went on David Letterman‘s show last night, where she joked about making her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber cry. If there was ever a person more likely to be murdered by unhinged teenagers disconnected from reality, I have not met them. Access Hollywood reports …

The young star stopped by the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday, where she joked about bringing Justin to tears. “Last time you were here, you were with a Justin Bieber,” David Letterman told Selena, 20. “That’s not going on now.”

“No, I’m single. I’m so good,” she said with a smile, as the crowd applauded. “Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry,” the late night host quipped. “Well, that makes two of us!” Selena said with a laugh.

Selena then put on a bullseye shirt before telling everyone that Justin is bad in bed. “I’m immortal now,” she presumably said, crushing a diamond in her bare hands. “I no longer fear death, for you cannot fear yourself. I am time and space. I am infinity. No one can kill me.” At least I’m guessing she said that, because if not, oh boy. There are some emotionally maladjusted tweens who have her number.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.