See Kate Upton in zero gravity bikini action!

See Kate Upton in zero gravity bikini action!
February 19, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kate Upton

It’s been a while since we threw the straight boys / lesbian girls / bisexuals of either gender a bone, so I think it’s time we rectified that. So here’s supermodel Kate Upton doing a photo shoot for the 50th anniversary of Sports Illustrated‘s wwimsuit issue in zero gravity, because that’s how science works: Someone dedicates time, energy and brainpower to create a scientific breakthrough, and then men figure out a way to use it as a boner-inducer. Don’t laugh: That’s literally the reason why we have stuff like e-commerce and personal recording devices. Seriously, look it up.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.