It’s been a while since we threw the straight boys / lesbian girls / bisexuals of either gender a bone, so I think it’s time we rectified that. So here’s supermodel Kate Upton doing a photo shoot for the 50th anniversary of Sports Illustrated‘s wwimsuit issue in zero gravity, because that’s how science works: Someone dedicates time, energy and brainpower to create a scientific breakthrough, and then men figure out a way to use it as a boner-inducer. Don’t laugh: That’s literally the reason why we have stuff like e-commerce and personal recording devices. Seriously, look it up.