Seann William Scott, who I’m just going to call Stifler because seriously? What kind of sick, twisted parent gives their kid three regular names with two identical, consecutive consonants in each one? Anyway, Stifler has entered a ‘treatment facility’ to get ‘treated’ for … something. Honestly, it’s anyone’s guess here.
Seann William Scott, the comic actor from the American Pie movies, has entered treatment for “health and personal issues,” his reps tell PEOPLE. Scott, 34, who also appeared in the Bruce Willis movie Cop Out and provided his voice for the Ice Age animated hits, did not disclose where he was being treated or what prompted the action. “Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues,” the reps say in a statement. “He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time.” SOURCE
Honestly, usually when they send celebrities into rehab, they at least try to put a pretty face on things by saying it’s something like “emotional issues” when they secretly mean “Mickey Mouse turned an eighteen-year-old girl into a coke mule”, but who the fuck knows on this one? Why don’t you guys just start a pool or something, we can figure this out later.