Say hello to Katy (Perry) Brand!

Say hello to Katy (Perry) Brand!
December 8, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Because Katy Perry doesn’t understand how fame works, she decided that she’s going to officially change her last name to that of her husband, Russell Brand because clearly her marriage to a sex-addict has absolutely no chance of ending in divorce. Just look at Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O’Connell!

Perry taped an appearance on ‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’ set to air on Wednesday, and when asked by the host if she was going to change her last name to her husband’s, the name brand icon said that she was already, “in the process,” of doing so. In fact, the name change may make sense – Perry said that she’s already getting called by the Brand surname. SOURCE

This isn’t gonna be some sort of Prince thing where Katy changes her name every couple years or so just to fuck with us, right? Because so help me Jesus, if she changed her name to some sort of symbol and I have to start calling her “the bitch formerly known as Katy Perry”, someone is getting cock-punched.