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Samantha Ronson’s mom called LiLo ‘psychotic’

Samantha Ronson’s mom called LiLo ‘psychotic’

Remember the good ol’ days, back when Lindsay Lohan was dating Samantha Ronson and there was still the vaguest possibility that LiLo could actually resurrect her career? Oh, those were the days … anyway, now that Lindsay and Sam have long since broken up and Lindsay Lohan has burned her career to the ground and scattered the ashes on the Walt Disney Studios lot, Sam’s mother spoke to the Daily Mail about what it was like to have a daughter dating a Lohan. SURPRISE! It’s a train wreck!

Lohan had been dating Samantha – Ann’s eldest daughter and a successful British DJ – who was playing at the 1,539-room resort’s grand opening celebration. ‘Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child,’ said Ann, as she recalled the bizarre scene that so shocked her four years ago. ‘It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention. To my mind, it was classic psychotic behaviour. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.’

In all fairness, when you kinda gauge everything Lindsay has ever done in her life, this is probably one of the most mature, adult things she’s ever done. I mean hell, she didn’t destroy the party room with cigarette butts, she didn’t take anything that didn’t belong to her, she didn’t hit a baby with her car … all in all, that’s probably the sanest, most responsible I’ve ever seen Lindsay act.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.