Sam Lufti wants to rep Lindsay Lohan now?

If you haven’t heard, Britney Spears and her quote-unquote former manager Sam Lufti are in a legal battle right now, which we haven’t been reporting on because we don’t want to enable Lufti by putting his crazy on the web. Except now that Lindsay Lohan‘s publicist Steve Honig has quit for a less stressful job, like sweeping for landmines, Sam is now angling to rep Lindsay. Because it’s not like that didn’t turn out horribly for Britney or – what’s that? Sam accused her of doing crystal meth? Oh hells naw. RadarOnline reports …

“Sam has been desperate to get his hooks into Lindsay for a very, very long time,” a source close the situation tells Radar. “He reached out to her after Steve Honig quit last week but she hasn’t returned his calls or text messages. Lindsay wants absolutely nothing to do with Sam. She doesn’t trust him and believes he is closely aligned with her estranged father, Michael Lohan.

“Lindsay says there is no way in hell she would work with Sam. She recognizes that Sam doesn’t know anything about the entertainment business and knows of the hell that Britney went through when Lutfi was acting as her ‘manager.’ Lindsay’s lawyers and agents would never work with Lutfi in any capacity — and quite frankly, the last thing Lindsay wants or needs in her life right now is Sam Lutfi.”

And now to say something I never thought I would about LiLo: DON’T DO IT, YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. Holy hell, that sounded weird to say. Actually, the report also goes on to say that Sam is also angling after Paris Jackson, so right now, you kinda get the feeling like this guy might not exactly be on the level. Look, we joke about Lindsay a lot, but (A) We don’t actually believe most of then jokes we say about her, and (B) she’s not giving us money to joke about her. Run and run fast, Lindsay.

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