So the SAG Awards were last night …

'Downton Abbey' at the 2013 SAG Awards

Actually, you know what? I’m just going to call them the Screen Actors Guild Awards, because sag just makes me think of a sad little Droopy Dog character, dragging his sagging jowels around the floor when he walks … I’m sorry, but Screen Actors Guild just sounds better than SAG. SAAAAAAAAG. See what I mean? Anyway, their awards show was last night. The winners list, via USA Today

FILM

Cast in a motion picture
WINNER: Argo
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Misérables
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook

Male actor in a leading role
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
WINNER: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Denzel Washington, Flight

Female actor in a leading role
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
WINNER: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Male actor in a supporting role
WINNER: Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Alan Arkin, Argo
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master

Female actor in a supporting role
Sally Field, Lincoln
WINNER: Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Maggie Smith, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Stunt ensemble
WINNER: Skyfall
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Bourne Legacy
The Dark Knight Rises
Les Misérables

TELEVISION

Ensemble in a drama series
Boardwalk Empire, HBO
Breaking Bad, AMC
WINNER: Downton Abbey, PBS
Homeland, Showtime
Mad Men, AMC

Ensemble in a comedy series
30 Rock, NBC
The Big Bang Theory, CBS
Glee, Fox
WINNER: Modern Family, ABC
Nurse Jackie, Showtime
The Office, NBC

Male actor in a drama series
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire, HBO
WINNER: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad, AMC
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom, HBO
Jon Hamm, Mad Men, AMC
Damian Lewis, Homeland, Showtime

Female actor in a drama series
WINNER: Claire Danes, Homeland, Showtime
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey, PBS
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum, FX
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife, CBS
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey, PBS

Male actor in a comedy series
WINNER: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock, NBC
Ty Burrell, Modern Family, ABC
Louis C.K., Louie, FX
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, CBS
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family, ABC

Female actor in a comedy series
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie, Showtime
WINNER: Tina Fey, 30 Rock, NBC
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation, NBC
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family, ABC
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland, TV Land

Male actor in a television movie or miniseries
WINNER: Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys, History
Woody Harrelson, Game Change, HBO
Ed Harris, Game Change, HBO
Clive Owen, Hemingway & Gellhorn, HBO
Bill Paxton, Hatfields & McCoys, History

Female actor in a television movie or miniseries
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway & Gellhorn, HBO
WINNER: Julianne Moore, Game Change, HBO
Charlotte Rampling, Restless, Sundance
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals, USA
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias, Lifetime

Stunt ensemble
WINNER: Boardwalk Empire, HBO
Breaking Bad, AMC
Game of Thrones, HBO
Sons of Anarchy, FX
The Walking Dead, AMC

It’s nice to see that Tina Fey was honored one last time for 30 Rock, because seriously, have you been keeping up with the last few episodes? I really am going to miss this show when it’s gone, but I am happy that Liz Lemon is finally getting a happy ending.

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