After two years of marriage, it looks like Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have split. What, did he finally get around to listening to her Tom Waits cover album? Seriously, how do you ruin a Tom Waits song, for Christ’s sake? The man sounds like he gargles with hot tar and eats broken glass, and you still manage to screw it up?
We’re told Ryan and Scarlett are living apart. And we’re told it’s amicable. We don’t know if Ryan or Scarlett have immediate plans to file for divorce. Ryan told GQ in September, Scarlett was “the best part” of his life, though he said having a family was “a few years down the road.” SOURCE
While this is incredibly unfortunate news for both parties, I would like to remind everyone that I did just call dibs on Ryan Reynolds, which legally means he’s mine now.
In brightest day,
In blackest night,
I’m gonna bang Ryan Renolds,
‘Cause he keeps it tight.
