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Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron are banging!

Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron are banging!
July 13, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron

So while Scarlett Johansson was busy extracting Sean Penn‘s wrinkled wiener from her hoo-ha, rumors are suggesting that Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron have been secretly banging for months now. Hate to say it, but … yeah, sorry Scar-Jo, but you lost your break-up. Sorry!

A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly that Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.” While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5th, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later. SOURCE

Just to put things in perspective: Since their break-up, Scarlett gained weight, banged a fifty-year-old man and had zero movies. Ryan, meanwhile, got hotter, banged a ridiculously hot actress, and starred in one of the biggest movies of the summer. I mean yes, said movie had CGI that made it look like an old episode of ReBoot, but still, better than absolutely nothing!

Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron