Ryan Lochte’s new reality show looks gloriously stupid

Ryan Lochte’s new reality show looks gloriously stupid
March 27, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Ryan Lochte

All right, real talk here: I’ll never understand America’s obsession with people who can swim really fast. It just boggles my mind, it really does. I mean yeah, they’re Olympians, that’s pretty cool, but they’re kinda devoid of personality (see: Michael PhelpsSNL hosting stint) and the love affair usually wanes after everyone realizes that swimming is actually super boring to watch. Anyway, here’s a preview of Ryan Lochte‘s new E! reality show called What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (premiering April 21st), which to be honest, looks stupid as balls but will probably warrant a really funny piece by Rich Juzwiak about how it’s the most quintessentially American show since [Insert last trashy reality TV here.]

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.