Just because watching idiots get mocked on TV is hysterically funny, here’s Ryan Lochte trying to promote his new reality show on a FOX affiliate. Except the anchors in question can’t even believe this sh!t because they spend the entirety of the interview trying to hold it together before falling apart as soon as it’s over. Also: I Googled this earlier today after my boyfriend watched him on Ellen and pointed this out, but Ryan Lochte has NO ASS. Seriously, for a guy with legs that strong? ASS-LESS.