I haven’t really been paying all that much attention to the 2012 Summer Olympics over in London. Not because I think I’m too cool for the games or anything, but because we’re too cheap to pay for cable. Sorry! Well, apparently Ryan Lochte has been doing pretty well for himself, thanks in large part to the fact that he’s kind of a douchebag and he pees in the pool.
Well, it was good enough to land him his own Funny or Die video, where he co-stars alongside Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg and Maisie Williams. To be honest, Patrick really sells the whole thing alongside Maisie, plus Simon is great too, but that being said, Ryan Lochte. Seriously. Just because you can swim really fast does not necessarily mean you’re funny, and this totally proves it.