Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are doing it!

So apparently, now that Olivia Wilde is no longer banging a goddamn prince (A PRINCE FOR GOD’S SAKE! And not like that annoying little troll from the 80′s), Olivia Wilde has now traded up and is banging Ryan Gosling. You know what? I approve.

Ryan Gosling and what looked to be Olivia Wilde were seen together — and caught on tape — by an eagle-eyed fellow aquarium-goer recently. They were a bit touchy feely, but that could mean they’re just friends, right? Again, they could just be close friends. But Wilde did recently announce that she was separating from her husband, Tao Ruspoli, so she’s currently available. As is, presumably, Ryan, who never did confirm that rumored relationship with his Blue Valentine co-star Michelle WilliamsSOURCE

So basically, this is just another example of the TMZ theorum: If two celebrities are hanging out together, and one has a penis and the other has a vagina, and neither party has been proven gay (yet), they are banging. There are no exceptions to this rule. Ever.

Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde

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