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Russell Brand is allegedly into “wheelchair porn”

Russell Brand is allegedly into “wheelchair porn”
January 4, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Russell Brand

Yup, you read that right. Turns out, one of the reasons Katy Perry and Russell Brand got divorced was because Katy couldn’t keep up with Russell in the bedroom. Specifically, she couldn’t keep up with his alleged wanton lust for wheelchair porn. Different strokes people. Everybody’s got a kink, so none of you can judge him for something that simple. Hollywood Life reports:

“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.” Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with. “He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

Oh come on, if “wheelchair fetish” is the weirdest thing you can think of on your kink list, that’s overall pretty tame. Remember that guy from Murderball? Mark Zupan? Rrrrrrowr. Anyway, part of being in a relationship is indulging your lover’s fetishes to a reasonable degree (i.e. nothing that is unsafe or makes you feel uncomfortable). So he has a closet full of sex toys. Big whoop! That’s what kicks sex up from “Yay!” to “SUPER YAY!” See? The capital letters makes it more fun.

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