So the Emmys are coming up, and everyone is currently hard at work promoting their shows for consideration. And of course, one of the shows trying to get its foot in the door is the incomparable Rupaul‘s Drag Race! The show is gunning for Best Reality Program and Outstanding Host for a Reality Program, and I swear to God, if RuPaul doesn’t sweep both categories, then there is no God. RuPaul has more charisma, energy and class in her tuck than Ryan Seacrest has in his entire body, and Drag Race makes The Amazing Race look like fucking Bridalplasty. Bitches better give RuPaul a motherfucking Emmy, or else someone’s getting bitchslapped.