RuPaul’s Drag Race: The queens take on the apocalypse

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All right, I’m going to level with you here: I’m still fighting off a cold, it’s been a cripplingly slow news week, and since both my boyfriend’s and my own parents are super religious and require us to go our separate ways for the holidays, we’re celebrating our own Christmas this weekend since we can’t do real Christmas together. So let’s just jump straight into the weekend here on a happy note: The queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race discussing the end of the world, via NewNowNext. Yay! I’ll try and do some updates December 24th as long as the WiFi on the bus to Montreal works with me, but if not, Merry Christmas everyone!

Phi Phi O’Hara
“The world will end because there is a Ru-count on season 4 votes and I really won! What else would be the cause of mass destruction and angry people ”

Chad Michaels
“The world will not end on Friday December 21st. It will end when I say it ends! I’m Chad Michaels “Queen of Queens”, Bitch! Ahh Jokes! Happy Holidays everyone!!”

Jiggly Caliente
“I DOUBT IT WILL END. BUT IF IT DOES ITS GONNA RAIN FIRE N BRIMESTONE, EARTHQUAKE ,TSUNAMI ALL AT THE SAME TIME. BUT WHILE THATS GOING ON IM GONNA BE IN MY ROOM EATING COOKIES , CUPCAKES AND ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING LILO AND STICH. LOL”

Latrice Royale
“Child PLEASE!!!! Honey I am just now getting it all going life as we know it…And, Ain’t nobody got time for this foolishness! Now, what I do believe is happening is that we will no longer be the world of yesterday. I think that we are headed in a new direction and there will be an evolution. We really have no choice, we evolve or die.”

Raja
“Aliens !!! I’ll be dressed in a viscous billowing parachuted crinoline gown, ghostlike platinum crimped hair, drenched in aurora borealis Swarovski crystals, custom skyscraper Italian stiletto nude ankle boots, alien shipwrecked realness. If I have to run fast from the Martians, I have to look sickening!!!”

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