Can you believe we’re almost half-way through RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars? I know, it’s going by so fast. DON’T LEAVE I LOVE YOU! Anyway, the good news is that the fifth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is approaching, and the teaser trailer has arrived, showing RuPaul as a sort of Roman ruler. I’m digging it, I really am. And while the cast list hasn’t been released yet, Penny Tration has been announced as the fan pick, and hopefully Alaska Thunderfuck will finally be making her premiere on the show. But you know that as soon as it hits the web, we will be sopping it up like Jesus the Magical Sky Biscuit.