Royal Scandal: Topless photos of Kate Middleton!

By now you probably would have figured that society would be totally okay with boobs, what with the fact that they’re just spherical flesh with a little spot of slightly darker flesh on them. But then again, not all boobs are the boobs of Kate Middleton, which have made their way onto the web after the paparazzi snapped naked pictures of her while she was out sunbathing. E! Online reports:

The photos were published Friday by French magazine Closer and were reportedly taken while the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were on vacation in Provence in France at a chateau owned by Queen Elizabeth II’s nephew, Lord Linley. The photos show Will and Kate sunning themselves on a patio, with the duchess initially wearing a two-piece, black-and-white strapless bikini. At one point, Kate removes her top and sunbathes in the buff. She also later applies sunscreen to Will while still topless. The images have infuriated the royal family, who’ve condemned the “grotesque” invasion of privacy that they say recalls “the worst excesses of the press and paparazzi during the life of Diana.”

First off, they’re just boobs, and she was just sunbathing. Calm your asses down, this really isn’t such a big deal. Second, does anyone else find it weird that over the course of, like, a month, we’ve had two nude picture scandals out of the royal family? Is this a trend? Are we going to see if Prince William‘s carpet matches the drapes?

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