The Royal Baby’s name is George Alexander Louis

The Royal Baby’s name is George Alexander Louis
July 24, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

George Alexander Louis

I’m fully aware that every time I discuss the Royal Baby, I end up turning into one of those people that goes absolutely bonkers over babies, so I’ll try and keep this as concise as possible: They named him His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge CNN reports …

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announced Wednesday that they’ve named their new bundle of joy. The tot “will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge,” according to Clarence House, the official residence of heirs to the throne. Earlier Wednesday, word came that the couple are doing what new parents do: They are enjoying some incredibly sweet moments alone with their baby.

I don’t want to compare Kate Middleton and Prince William with famewhore Kim Kardashian and egomaniac Kanye West more than I need to, but considering how Kim tried to hitch her wagon to Kate’s during their pregnancies, I’m just going to say it: One of these couples are inherently better at naming their kid than the other. “All rise for His Royal Highness, King North West … I’m sorry, what? Why would you name your kid North West? Did your parents lose a bet? Was that your mom’s way of getting revenge on you for ruining her vagina? Just gawd damn it.”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.