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Roseanne for President?

Roseanne for President?
August 5, 2011 TEAM POPBYTES
Roseanne

Funny lady Roseanne recently made a stop over at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to announce she has decided to run in 2012 for President of the United States of America (while promoting her new reality show about running a macadamia nut farm down in Hawaii). In her obviously well thought out plan, she’s decided that the tax payers will be her Vice President. Bitch, what? We all know Roseanne is a double scoop of the cray-cray, but her need for attention is getting a little out of hand, she’s even starting her own political party, the Green Tea Party. Let’s pretend for a moment that I take this even a little bit seriously. Republicans will hate her because she’s a loud-mouth celebrity who wants all tax paying Americans to have a legitimate say. They’ll call her socialist. Oh, plus she wants to eliminate taxes all together. Democrats will hate her because she’s a loud-mouth who wants to ditch taxes. Wait a minute … if she eliminates taxes, then there will be no tax paying citizens and therefore no Vice President. Clearly this is a well planned political strategy, but politics in Washington D.C. is such a circus these days, perhaps Roseanne will fit right in! Watch the video of her appearance below.

Roseanne