Last night, The Daily Show did a great segment on how the media was more focused how Paul Ryan was a superhunky slab of man than actually talking about his stances on integral issues and- HAHAHAHA! Just kidding! No one paid any attention to those parts because Jon Stewart had Robert Pattinson on the show, talking for the first time since Kristen Stewart cheated on him with a married dad. Everyone focus on that! Entertainment Weekly reports …
(Not so) shockingly, the duo didn’t talk about the London Games, but the second Pattinson came out, Stewart dove right in to Awkwardville. After a purposely long pause, Stewart asked, “What have you been up to?” and handed Pattinson some ice cream. Stewart then announced, “We’re just a couple of gals talking….tell me everything!”
A nervous-looking Pattinson didn’t really answer the question, but after being asked again if he was alright, dove into a bit where he shared that he didn’t have a publicist, and that was the real issue. ”My biggest problem in my life is that I’m cheap. I didn’t hire a publicist. Every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted… I’m going to hire a publicist,” he said with a laugh.
Oh! And also last night, fun. performed for the kick-off of StePhest ColbChella, which you should really check out because there are going to be a lot of talented artists performing on a giant naval ship. Including Santogold, which makes me all super happy inside.