Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are living together again?

Oh, sure, Kristen Stewart may or may not have sorta cheated on Robert Pattinson. And yes, it may or may not have been with the married father who directed her in Snow White and the Huntsman. And yes, pictures of them making out in a car made their way onto the internet, where they were seen by millions of people, including this girl. But that’s all in the past now, as Robert and Kristen have moved back in together to live in Contractually Obligated Domestic Bliss©! (Contractually Obligated Domestic Bliss© is a copyright owned by the Monsanto Corporation.) Us Weekly reports …

“They are living together and have reconciled,” an insider tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday. But they haven’t exactly returned to the way they were before July, when Us broke the news that the Twilight actress, 22, had cheated with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41. As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently “had a dramatic makeup.” But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”

So basically, the producers of Twilight realized that they couldn’t use two single people to sell a movie about unhealthy loveless relationships, so they took them and forced ‘em into an unhealthy, loveless relationship. See what they did there? This will totally work out well for everyone involved!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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