Rob Kardashian keeps it klassy!

You know someone is a dignified, sophisticated rose in life’s garden when their family replaces every hard C with the letter K. As a member of the illustrious Kardashian Klan (that’s how they referred to themselves once, and I will never forget it), Rob Kardashian is nothing less than a krown prince of the American monarky, and showed as much yesterday on Twitter when he broke up with his girlfriend, Rita Ora, and did so by starting the trending topic “Rita Whora.” See what I mean? What klass! What sophistikation! What a kum-guzzling little turd he is! Via HuffPo

Reality star sibling Rob Kardashian is a single man after breaking up with a woman — rumored to be singer Rita Ora — who he claims cheated on him with 20 different men. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!!,” Kardashian tweeted on Monday, according to The Insider. “How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!”

To answer Rob’s rhetorical question: I don’t know, ask Kim. But seriously, is Rob really in a place to slut shame anyone or call someone out for being a shameless opportunist when the only reason he and his entire family is famous is because of Kim Kardashian‘s poorly-staged sex tape? Because I think it’s really important we all remember that: The only reason anyone knows or cares about Rob is because his sister got pissed on in a sex tape. This perspective was brought to you by the letter P.

Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora

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