Did Rob Kardashian get botox?

Considering that the Kardashian family is filled with more hazardous, radioactive waste than a Chinese toy factory, it’s a small wonder that the CDC hasn’t bothered quarantining them from the rest of society. Seriously, I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is 73% silly putty, 25% used Gak, and 2% Grade F cat meat, all shaped into a vaguely hominid form. Well, allegedly Rob Kardashian is getting in on the game, as the most anonymous Kardashian allegedly got himself some botox from Kim Kardashian‘s back-alley surgeon. RadarOnline reports …

“Rob was complaining about his face drooping and that he’s starting to look old,” an insider the National Enquirer. “Kim told him to stop whining and put his money where his mouth is. She turned him on to her trusted plastic surgeon and convinced him to go for a Botox treatment. Rob was all for it and made an appointment right away.” The insider said that following the procedure, Rob “walked out of the Beverly Hills office feeling like a new man and more confident than ever. “It was just what the doctor — and big sis Kim — ordered.”

Who could possibly look at Kim and think, “Yes, I would enjoy it if my face resembled a bemused cat. Here’s my money, inject poison into my facial nerves!” One day, all this botox will finally reach its half-life, and the Kardashians’ faces will slough off like undercooked scrambled eggs. Just watch.

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