Here’s Rihanna partying with strippers!

Me? Trolling for page views? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m merely posting these pictures from Rihanna‘s Twitter account of her throwing money on strippers for the sake of … oh crap, what’s that thing called when you do something good for humanity? Charity? Yeah, that’s it, I’m posting these for charity. Actually, I’m pretty sure the stripper with her tongue in the other stripper’s private area is actually named Charity.

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I don’t know what’s better about this image: The fact that it was taken with Instagram (“Because why not ignore years of technological advancements for the sake of making your pictures look shitty and blurry?” – Every hipster ever.) or the accompanying quote from Rihanna:

#ROCstarshit my daddy would be proud

If Freud were alive right now, he’d have the biggest boner ever. Anyway, here’s another Twitter picture of Rihanna with a stripper because really, aren’t we all whores in one way or another? Especially me?

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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