Rihanna might get breast implants for Chris Brown?

Because Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s relationship is totally, 100% healthy and mature and all those haters are just jealous, RiRi is reportedly considering getting breast implants after Chris made a comment about the size of her knockers. Once again: no sign of a clearly unhealthy relationship here! Just a woman surgically altering her body in order to please the man that abused her. (WHAT THE HELL.) National Enquirer reports …

Now, the 24-year-old Barbadian beauty is out shopping for a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills who will pump her up “at least one bra size,” a friend of the “Where Have You Been” singer tells the Enquirer. “It’s horrifying seeing how much control Chris still has over her,” said the friend. “It’s like she’s hypnotized.”

“Rihanna’s always been insecure about her cleav­age,” revealed the friend, “but Chris’s comment has spurred her on to really do something about it. Rihanna can’t help herself. What she really wants is something she can’t have – a commit­ted relationship with Chris.”

I’m not really going to add anything more here, because holy crap. No, really, just putting this out there, but if a guy ever says to you, “You would look much prettier if you changed this part of your body,” leave. That is not a healthy relationship.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

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