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Rihanna got weed for Valentine’s Day (while fighting with Chris Brown)

Rihanna got weed for Valentine’s Day (while fighting with Chris Brown)

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If there are two things Rihanna is known for, they’re smoking a whole bunch of weed and being in an incredibly unhealthy relationship with her abusive ex Chris Brown. So of course, Rihanna combined both of those on Valentine’s Day when she tweeted a picture of the giant weed plant she got for V.D., and then got into a passive-aggressive fight with Chris, because happy Valentine’s Day! You’re stuck in a cycle of abuse that you can only escape once you grasp your own autonomy! Via Us Weekly

Guess Chris Brown wasn’t Rihanna’s valentine. After a PDA-packed night out on Grammys Sunday (Feb. 10), the controversial pair were anything but lovey-dovey at Hollywood club Playhouse — where they both arrived, separately, past midnight on Friday. The “Stay” singer, 24, and Brown, 23, were “not at all on speaking terms” at the hotspot once they settled in with their respective pals, an observer tells Us Weekly. “She refused to sit with or even near him,” the witness adds. “When she noticed he was there, she made a huge show of rubbing her presence in his face.”

Yeah, that sounds reasonable. Anyway, below is the massive weed flower Rihanna got for Valetine’s, which- Wait, I just realized something here: Weed encourages you to make terrible decisions you normally would never make, and it makes hanging out with the douchiest people imaginable a tolerable reality. Oh my word … is weed the reason why Rihanna went back to Chris? Probably not, but still, I like to think it is.

Roses are green! Somebody knows how to make me happy

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JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.