Rihanna And Whatsisname Broke Up

Rihanna And Whatsisname Broke Up
December 28, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

So, in the midst of everyone in Hollywood either having a baby or getting engaged on Christmas, we all forgot the most important part of celebrity gossip: Break-Ups! Here to remind us of the true reason for the season, Rihanna and Matt Kemp broke up after realizing that nobody even really knew they were dating.

Time for Rihanna to pen a new break-up ballad: After almost a year together, she and Matt Kemp have called it quits, an insider close to the singer tells UsMagazine.com.
“It happened over the last few weeks,” explains the source. “She basically was just over it.” SOURCE

Sad, yes, but more than anything I’m just happy that she got through a break up without her boyfriend literally trying to eat her face while slamming her head into the window of a car. How the hell is Chris Brown still a rich and famous celebrity instead of in jail? This is why western civilization is doomed.