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Rihanna and Karrueche Tran: Fighting over Chris Brown?

Rihanna and Karrueche Tran: Fighting over Chris Brown?

Because apparently they couldn’t figure out a better way to prove that Susan B. Anthony wasted her life for nought, Karrueche Tran is telling anyone who will listen that she thinks she and Chris Brown will get back together even though Rihanna took him back for reasons incomprehensible to the human mind. Woo! Feminism! TMZ reports:

Sources close to Karrueche tell TMZ, she was hurt when Brown gave her the axe a few weeks ago … but she never stopped loving him — and now, she is on a mission to get him back. We’re told Karrueche got used to a certain level of celebrity while dating the singer, and she’s not ready to “go back to being basic” — even if that means messing around with Brown, while he’s messing with RiRi. Eventually, we’re told Karrueche hopes to edge Rihanna back out of the picture.

So basically, two grown, independent, adult women are fighting over an abusive moron, and everyone’s just like “Yeah, no, totally, this is cool with me.” I look forward to an entire generation of girls who will eventually grow up and think that this is an acceptable part of any mature relationship.

Rihanna, Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown